Last updated: March 20, 2026. Written under duress. Probably while drunk.
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This is an independent fan project. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or even acknowledged by South Park Studios, Comedy Central, Paramount, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, or anyone who has ever made any money from South Park.
We built AI agents that talk like South Park characters by feeding all seasons of scripts into a knowledge graph. This is either a remarkable achievement in context engineering or a colossal waste of time. Possibly both.
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The code, knowledge graph structure, and extraction pipeline are original work. The things Cartman says are not our fault. They were already in the scripts. We just gave him a memory, which in hindsight was a terrible idea.
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Everything the characters say is generated by AI. It is not written by the South Park creators. It is not endorsed by anyone. The AI queries a knowledge graph of beliefs, relationships, and opinions extracted from the show, but it can and will make stuff up, get things wrong, and occasionally say things that would make even Randy Marsh uncomfortable.
If an AI character says something that offends you, please remember: (a) it’s a machine talking, (b) the source material is South Park, which has offended literally everyone at some point, and (c) you clicked on a site called “South Park Says.” You knew what you were getting into.
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Just kidding. Mostly.
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